Today we can benefit from self study in multiple ancient schools of medicine, intuition, herbalism, aromatherapy, folklore powered by globalised information sharing, to give our body and mind bullshit the tease that big pharma doctors can't figure out.
So why not make tease that connects this knowledge?
It's still early and our seeds are being sown, one day this year Her Belle Tease will begin to include homegrown 'erbs, from Amsterdam, until then we use a few European suppliers. We're not CO2 neutral, as we breathe.
We're real, young, and living with one foot (maybe a toenail) in sustainable capitalism and the other (body minus toenail) in a dys/utopian freedom.
Go figure, or come visit.
These tease have been hand prepared, with gloves and love and nuts.
All tease have been mixed with healing intentions, a lil' bit of magic helps, said the witch.
But still that won't fix your problems and you should probably look at your diet, (of) lovers, movements, triggers, environments, breathing, sleeping patterns, and drug intake, as that might.
Corporations like exponential growth.
How is that sustainable?
You keep on going up, then what?
Read about bacteria growth curves.
Collectively asking large corporations to share suppliers and financial records to maintain accountability.
Find solutions for open transparent business.
Each tease is priced by this calculation:
Cost of tea to make x 2.5
100% of cost = recoup costs
100% of cost = growing our own 'erbs
50% of cost = salary, we gotta pay dem billz.
Because we have the tools to find a happy way of life surrounding us, if we connect with them.
Plants are a good way to learn about health and respect and honesty and ease.
Really we only need to give money to the government to let us live, provide collective services we don't have time for and keep us safe.
We don't need money for anything else.
Be creative. Play.
If you have expectations you are likely to experience disappointment.
Disappointment leads to frustration, which leads to over compensation, anger and aggression and sadness. Fuck that.
To be bloody sure, we're not doctors and these tease aren't medicine, these are general collections of herbs which have a historic connection to a common bodily complaint.
Sit down read the information connected to the tease on their individual pages, if you are uncertain or have health conditions affecting:
DON'T INGEST THESE TEASE.
Do your research, be a fully informed and consenting consumer.
(These tease also work as textile dyes.)
All tease are currently highly likely to contain traces of nuts, as we eat them daily, the kitchens we use prepare food with nuts, and we're not rich enough to afford a nut free environment to prepare the tease yet.
DON'T RISK IT.
We're sorry as it's a pain in the ass for you and it is for us too, as we want you to enjoy our tease too and personally know how limiting commercially prepared options can be, watch this space, we're still young and have
If you actually feel like you have a problem go see someone professional, there are so many new types of healers out there who can help your years of chronic this or that.
Break through your barriers of fears, shame, dis-eased-honesty. Turn that pain energy into bold and determined curiosity and see the changes
If there is a tease you want, but it has ingredients you can't ingest, contact us and we can change the recipe for you.
Ultimately, don't be a dick and give us shit if you didn't listen to the warnings and something goes wrong, it is your responsibility to be responsible over the body that contains you, and if it's not your body responsibility or the body ingesting the tease can't be responsible, then don't give them or
have a tease.
If yes, enjoy the PEEP SHOW, if not,